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I’m So Cool In My Own House

I’m sitting in my living room watching a children’s show called Dinosaur Train. It’s a computer animated show featuring a family of pteranodons (the flyers) who also adopted a little t-rex (the little arms, water vibrating in Jurassic Park ones) and they take this train all over the place and…

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How Glamour Magazine RUINED my Career
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How Glamour Magazine Ruined my Life

There was this one time that I had a meeting with Glamour Magazine. That’s right. THE Glamour Magazine. Yeah, I know. It’s not The New Yorker. It’s not even Elle or W. But it is a real magazine. And one that that can claim to be a small, but very…

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An Open Letter To My 20-year-old Self

Dear 20-year-old Brian, Hey, it’s me, you. First of all, congrats on the move to Nashville. I know it was a bit scary but you did it, and you won’t regret it. You don’t know it yet, but you’ll be here a while – which pertains to the first bit…

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Brad Pitt Wipes His Ass

Seriously. I hate to have to be the one to break it to you. I know it’s disappointing, but Brad endures standard human toilet sessions and even Jennifer Lawrence has personal insecurities and wonders what people think about her. How do I know this? Because they’re human! Don’t get me…

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5 More Things That Are Still Things But Shouldn’t Be Things Anymore

We’ve already touched on a few things that are things that shouldn’t be things here at OohBother, but we felt would be remiss if we only allowed “His” perspective on this hot button issue.  Of course, I couldn’t help but put my own little twist on our list, so without…

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How to Stop Sabotaging Yourself in 3 Simple Steps

You don’t care about anyone but yourself. And neither do I. Well, to clarify, I don’t care about anyone but myself, not yourself. This was true at one point, until I learned a few things the hard way. When I first quit Love and Theft (that’s right, I was once…

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