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Kelly Bandas: What’s in my (Diaper) Bag?

I love trashy magazines. You know, the good kind of trashy magazines: UsWeekly, Life&Style, InTouch. The kind of trashy magazines that take care to remind me that celebrities are “just like us”, while simultaneously making my life seem cheap, boring and fat. Totally worth the $3.95. Despite all they do to break down my personal sense…

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But I’m Not Ready Yet!

My children are growing up. They told me it would happen, but I didn’t believe them. They told me there would be a day when their little heads stopped smelling like a sweet, freshly bathed baby and began smelling like sweaty little boy. A day when they didn’t need my help to…

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7 Reasons You Shouldn't Have More Kids
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7 Reasons I am Not Having Any More Children

We run a man-to-man defense in our house. Two kids. Two parents. Someone’s hitting? Dad takes the offender, Mom takes the victim. Neither one will go to sleep? Mom’s on soothing patrol, Dad cleans the kitchen. We call it the divide and conquer-ish method. It may not be perfect, but as…

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Him and Her and the Big Move

I’m ready to move. Not a forever move. Or even a foreseeable future move. Just a move. He and I are feeling a little bit stir crazy at the moment. With two little ones demanding (and rightfully so) all of our time, attention, energy and bodily fluids at the moment,…

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The Real Reason You Should Never, Ever Leave a 3-Year-Old in Charge

I committed a cardinal sin. Despite all the warnings, all the posted signage, all the horror stories – I, Kelly Bandas, left my baby unattended on a changing table. Now don’t misunderstand me. I’ve done this about a hundred times before. And before you get all indignant and call DCS…

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The Top 21 Things Every New Parent Needs to Know

Since becoming a mother for the second time, I’m really starting to feel like I’ve got this whole parenting thing down. So for all you newbie parents or parents-to-be out there, here’s a list of all the parenting advice I’ve collected over the last several years. I firmly believe that…

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