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The Most Existential Super Bowl Blog You’ll Ever Read

It’s a quiet day around here. The Patriot’s Super Bowl victory is still looming large and I am in a Gronk-like fog from the linebacker-worthy amount of snacks I’ve consumed in the last 24 hours. It is no exaggeration to say that I scarfed everything from cannolis to seaweed during the…

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How Some Unruly Leg Hairs Changed my Whole World View

This morning, after feigning resistance to Him and our oldest going down to the neighbors for waffles while I took a shower (who doesn’t want an almost-completely empty house whilst they lather, rinse and shave their armpits?) I finally decided to drag out Ol’ Bessy, my worn-out Gillette razor, and do some…

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Brad Pitt Wipes His Ass

Seriously. I hate to have to be the one to break it to you. I know it’s disappointing, but Brad endures standard human toilet sessions and even Jennifer Lawrence has personal insecurities and wonders what people think about her. How do I know this? Because they’re human! Don’t get me…

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